A message brought to you by yours truly

"If you can't handle me at my worst,
Then you don't deserve me at my best."

I'm thinking of making 2007 a ''no time for guys'' year...
No tears.
No drama.
No bullshit.
No complications.
No mess to clean up.
No one to break my trust.
No reason to feel used or betrayed.
No wanting to pound my head into a rock.
No cause to get my hopes up for what will just fall through anyways.

I'm a simple girl who doesn't ask for much other than some respect, honesty, & attention... those three items makes Elaine a happy girl and we all like when Elaine is happy don't we. You treat me nicely means I treat you nicely. Simple, right? But I know that probably seems like A LOT for all of you to handle but there's gotta be someone who can live up to those extremely high expectations. In my unfortunate experience, guys have been far more complicated than I have ever been. So, please, just calm yourselves down before entering into my life. I thank you in advance.